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Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball. Not our finest introduction. Anyway. Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus – he can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet? Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing 'The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master, featuring: The Water Walk The Cheek Turn The Temptation The Carpenter Clog Get your (thoroughly-washed) hands on this holy gift and you'll be a dancing disciple in no time.

Just take a moment to think about all those wicked little things you've done. Tiny, seemingly inconsequential acts. Eventually, they start to add up... No one knows the precise criteria for entering the gates of heaven (or hell), but we reckon a lifetime of tiny sins is basically the same as doing a murder – IT'S TIME TO REPENT! Now you can share all of your darkest secrets with the World's Smallest Confession Booth. Just pop open the curtains, 'kneel' your fingers on the mini prayer cushion, spill the beans, and a concealed priest will mutter “You are forgiven.” Job done. Now you can get back to lying to your partner and stealing stationery from the office.

Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses. The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more! With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.

"Hey, does that look like a penis to you?" Vegetables, clouds, cactuses, rock formations, baked goods – the mind sees penises in the strangest of places. At last, you can hone this age-old 'skill' with Spot the Cock! This phallic activity book features 96 busy illustrations from the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, each one concealing a crudely-drawn cock for you to seek out. As you'll discover, it's surprisingly hard.

Swap your gym buddy for a f*ck buddy! Switch up cross-training for crotch-training! Stop kettlebell swinging and try actual swinging! The title says it all. This is Sexercise. SEX meets exercise. Don't worry, there'll still all manner of squatting, lunging and "interval training" - just in a lovely, fun, sexy way. It turns out shagging burns some serious calories, and with this cheeky guide at your disposal you can expand your bedroom repertoire and get fit at the same time. Featuring 96 pages of exercise "drills" to experiment with, the book even has space for you to list your achievements and log your athletic lovemaking.

You're probably looking at this LEGO Rainbow Bricks Puzzle thinking "okay, distinctive colours, well-defined edges and angles, this should be a walk in the park for a seasoned puzzler like me, right?" Only one way to find out! It's definitely harder than it looks. This vibrant puzzle is officially-licensed by the guys at LEGO and is made up 1000 pieces for you to grapple with. More importantly, you can solve this puzzle on the floor without fear of stepping on a piece and experiencing the greatest pain known to humankind.

Never adventure on an empty stomach! From the D&D experts behind the bestselling Heroes’ Feast comes Heroes’ Feast Flavors of the Multiverse,a mouthwatering cookbook stuffed with eclectic fare for solo adventurers and party quests alike. This culinary tour presents original recipes inspired by regions and settings from across the Forgotten Realms and beyond. All seventy-six dishes, developed by a professional chef from one of the country’s top test kitchens, are delicious, easy to prepare, and composed of ingredients readily found in our world. The immersive recipes in Heroes’ Feast Flavors of the Multiverse are perfect for sharing and entertaining. Dishes are organised by location with options for every occasion—especially game nights!—including Otherworldly appetisers such as Talyth and Goldenstars Savoury main courses such as Steak of the Deep and Eldeen Banquet Alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages such as Elverquist and Kaeth Desserts such as Green Ice Rime and Vada’s Vanilla Bean Buns

We didn’t think it was possible for anything to be as calming as sitting down to watch a nice, slow-paced episode of Bob Ross - until we came across this tiny puzzle set. With two different 300 piece puzzles to complete, this happy little set will keep you entertained for hours as Bob Ross’s stunning artwork appears bit by bit before your very eyes. Get lost in the serene beauty of his North American oil landscapes - they’re even more beautiful up close. And if you lose one of the pieces, just remember: there are no mistakes, just happy accidents.